Last night I recorded an episode for my podcast, Band
Geek. My wife and I were joined by 4 of
our friends in my home studio. Our
mission: to give our review of Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice. I knew most of us liked the movie in general,
but I was expecting there to be a good deal of debate. We were down there for 3 hours! However, this 3 hours wasn't spent arguing
casting choices, or discussing what the movie was missing. Instead, we went through every major plot
point and screamed at each other like little girls in excitement. Just the mere re-telling of the events of
this movie gave us all goose bumps and nerd boners. We were all tired, we wanted to wrap things
up, but we couldn't. We were having too much fun re-living the experience of
being in that theater.
Back in April of 2015, my buddy Ray told us that they'd be
showing the new trailer for Batman V Superman (BvS) in an IMAX theater 45
minutes away in New Jersey .
So my friends and I piled in a car and drove out there to watch 1 minute of
film on a giant screen. Were there better ways to spend our time? Sure, but
this was a lot of fun. To reward us for our geekdom, director Zack Snyder
appeared on screen and informed us that everyone in attendance would be
rewarded with FREE advanced IMAX screening tickets. What a great way to treat
your fans!
When the movie was released last week, Zack made good on his
promise. My friends and I, joined by several other mega fans wearing their
Batman, Superman, or Wonder Woman merch assembled in the IMAX theater 3 days
before the movie was released. We were
collectively blown away. The look on everyone's
face was that of supreme satisfaction, like they just ate a giant Thanksgiving dinner. As we sat there in our seats, unable to move,
we all agreed, "they finally got it right.
Marvel people are going to shit all over this."
Before I really go into it, let me explain how I feel about
Marvel movies, specifically Marvel studios movies. I really like them. My favorites include The Avengers, Guardians
of the Galaxy, Winter Soldier, and Iron
Man. I don't really want to discuss Marvel movies
in this post, but since everyone else feels compelled to draw comparisons, I
can't avoid it. Marvel studios movies
are great. They're filled with visual
spectacles, lighthearted fun moments, characters cracking jokes at each other
and of course Scarlett Johansson in a skin-tight suit flipping her body around
thugs as she kung fus the crap out of them. I enjoy all of it. Marvel's universe building technique has
proven incredibly effective, with every movie revealing a small piece of the
big picture. I totally dig all of it.
However, while watching the Avengers together on screen, at no point did
I ever think, "This is exactly what DC should be doing." Sure I wanted to see the Justice League
assembled on screen, but I didn't want them to do anything lighthearted, and
this is at the core of the split between Hollywood
and the fans.
If you haven't heard by now, BvS has received some of the
worst possible reviews from critics and even nerd culture ambassadors like
Kevin Smith aren't thrilled with it.
However, this movie is tremendously successful at the box office and it
hasn't even been out for longer than a week. How did this happen?
When I started seeing all the negativity emerge, I couldn't
believe it. Did these people see the same movie I saw? How could anyone give this a 28%? When I
started reading what these people were saying I started to doubt my own
opinions. It really soured my whole
experience. I left that theater flying high, but when the reviews came out the
next day I was completely deflated. But
then I went to twitter and searched #BatmanVSuperman. What I saw restored my hope. Sure, there were
plenty of people with Thor profile pictures who clearly hadn't seen the movie
yet tweeting about how awful it was, but the amazing thing was the amount of
fans who gathered around this movie and defended it from the onslaught. Fans V Critics was on. Sure, critics have their platforms in
newspapers and popular websites, but fans have money, and using our money,
we've already won this battle.
Poor critical performance can hurt a franchise, but like
Superman, Zack Snyder's franchise is bulletproof. While the critics are using
their snarky reviews to tear down Man of Steel and BvS, Warner Brothers is
going ahead with TEN more DC Universe movies. That's right...TEN! Will they all be panned by critics and Marvel
fanboys? Probably. Will they all make
bank? Probably.
Fans V Critics is really a matter of how nerd culture is
perceived by Hollywood .
When I say Hollywood ,
I don't mean only filmmakers, but the entire industry including executives,
media publications and critics. Nerd
culture is hot right now. Video games
are a huge industry, Star Wars is back in full force, one of the most popular sitcoms
is the Big Bang Theory, and I can watch a different superhero show every night
of the week. Hollywood has found serious money in the pockets
of nerds. They've also managed to make
some our favorite things mainstream.
People who don't get any of the deeper references can still enjoy an
episode of Big Bang Theory, or get a few chuckles out of Guardians of the
Galaxy. I think all of this is
great. And no, I don't think my favorite
indie band has "Sold Out." As
far as I'm concerned, the more content in this genre, the better.
So if everyone is going nuts for nerd content, why are we
getting a backlash on BvS?
When I read a DC comic, specifically Batman, I'm not
transported to a bright and shiny place where lighthearted humor is
strategically placed between large action sequences. I'm in the shit. Batman: The Animated Series actor Kevin
Conroy's voice is in my head conveying that the weight of this bleak and
hopeless world is on the shoulders of a man with no meta human abilities. He's
cruel, he's brutal and we love it.
Meanwhile Superman has all of these wonderful abilities, but
he's still tortured. He can't save
everyone, people are afraid of what he can do, and he'll never have a normal
life with the woman he loves. In recent versions of the comic he becomes so
alienated that he simply walks through America looking for meaning in what
he does. Bleak... and we love it.
No disrespect to Lynda Carter, but Wonder Woman is not
American in the comics. She doesn't have the accent of a person born in Arizona . She's from a hidden island which presumably
exists somewhere in the Mediterranean . She has fought Gods and she has fought men.
She is a warrior. She punches first and asks questions later. We love it.
This is the disconnect that we're seeing with BvS. While the
non-nerd population thinks all comics fans are reading funny papers, we're actually
reading serious stories. We enjoy the mass appeal of the Avengers and Guardians
of the Galaxy, but when we turn off the movies we re-read our copies of The
Killing Joke, The Dark Knight Returns, Kingdom Come, Identity Crisis,
Flashpoint, etc. None of this is
lighthearted reading. In fact, it's borderline depressing...but we love it.
Seeing how popular the Marvel Studios movies are, I think a
lot of us assumed we'd never get to see the "real" versions of these
DC characters on the big screen. I don't
think we expected Batman to dance around at a crime scene while listening to
"Come and Get Your Love," but we always knew we'd be getting some
watered down version of the characters.
We were wrong.
With BvS, Zack Snyder showed that he is one of us. He reads these dark comics and agrees, this
is what these characters should be.
Could he have done a lighter version? Sure, but instead he gave the fans
exactly what they wanted.
Ben Affleck is perfection as both Bruce Wayne and Batman. I
feel like I have to thank Zack Snyder for proving most of us wrong in this
department. Watching Ben Affleck move across the screen in his hulking frame
and incredible costumes makes me feel like I'm playing the Arkham video games
and that's a very good thing. There's a
complaint about Batman killing in this movie.
I admit that this seemed to be an odd choice, but it's not a new
choice. Even though Batman has a famous
"no-killing policy," the death toll has been piling up since 1989's
Batman movie. Watch it again and tell me
no one dies when he fires machine guns into a parade from the seat of the
bat-wing. In the Nolan trilogy, Batman
even talks about his no killing policy, but then kills dozens off people.
While they don't come out and say "Batman kills"
in this movie, they do address that in his older years he's become increasingly
cruel after 20 years in Gotham and has been
pushed over the edge by the catastrophe in Metropolis. I can nerd-splain away all these issues,
saying maybe these people are just unconscious and that batman uses rubber
bullets in his vehicular weapons, but it's really not a huge point worth
harping on.
Let's talk about one of the biggest attractions of this
movie, Wonder Woman! While I was one of the people who thought Gal Gadot might
have been a bit too slender to play Wonder Woman. That thought did not once
cross my mind while watching this movie.
She owned the part. I LOVE the
accent. That's how it always should have
been. I can't wait to see her upcoming
solo film.
Jeremy Irons was a really cool choice for Alfred. There's a shift going on in the comics and in
the Gotham TV show making Alfred a bit more of
a bad-ass and I'm way on board for this.
Henry Cavill remains to be my favorite Superman. I realize he's very different from some of
the classic interpretations but luckily we have 4 Christopher Reeves movies and
4 seasons of Lois & Clark to revisit for that version if you're feeling
nostalgic.
Jessie Eisenberg delivered an unorthodox Lex Luthor
performance. I probably would have
preferred something closer to the Clancy Brown version of the character, but I
found this younger internet-era version to work really well for the movie.
Amy Addams remains to be the one casting choice I'm not
totally into. I think she's a terrific
actress, and she's fine in this movie, but it just seems like an odd
choice. I guess I just always want Teri
Hatcher to be Lois Lane .
I don't want to go too much into the entire cast, but I also
enjoyed the performances of Laurence Fishburne, Diane Lane and Holly Hunter.
One major complaint of this movie was its length and
pacing. I agree to a point, but as a
lover of classic Japanese films, this was nothing new to me. One of my favorite films, Samurai Rebellion,
is 90% talking. The main character gets pushed and pushed to his limits until
the last 10 minutes of the movie where he unleashes a bloody assault on all of
his enemies. I felt BvS had a similar
framework, but I would have preferred a few more action sequences to break
things up.
Speaking of action sequences, this is by far the best superhero
action I've ever seen on screen. The two
standouts for me are the rescue scene which is straight out of the Arkham video
games and the DC trinity scene which had the entire theater applauding. After watching this movie, it's hard to not
want a grappling gun of your own.
Another complaint is the use of dream sequences. While I
didn't necessarily love these parts, I think it's foolish to judge them at this
point. I have a feeling these scenes are
going to connect to future movies in a significant way, especially the "Am
I too soon?" dream.
Being a musician I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the
score. Hans Zimmer and Junkie XL have
delivered a fittingly epic musical accompaniment to this movie. I bought the soundtrack right away and have
been listening to it non-stop. My
favorites are "The Red Capes are Coming" and "The Wonder Woman
Theme." It's in 7/8! Awesome!
One term I'm seeing quite a bit is that this movie has a
"lack of fun." I find this
sentiment particularly irksome. The
characters in this movie are not having fun.
It's a serious story where people do seriously twisted and psychotic
acts. Again, this isn't Guardians of the
Galaxy and it absolutely should not be.
Batman's world is broken. In the
comics, people do horrendously awful things, and I'm not just talking about
obscure comics, I mean the big ones. For
example: In Killing Joke, the Joker beats a young woman with crowbar and
paralyzes her for life. This is not fun
to read, it's horrifying, but this is a hugely successful comic book. A lighthearted, fun movie taking place in this
world does a disservice to the source material and to the fans who love
it. Even though there are many brutal
moments in this movie, it doesn't mean I was appalled or depressed while
watching it. I was having....(wait for
it)....FUN. Why? Because someone cared
enough to bring the demented world of DC comics to life without filtering it or
watering it down. I was in awe.
Another thing to consider is that Zack Snyder had an awful
lot of setup to do in this movie and I think he handled it rather well. Especially the way he reveals the other
Meta-Humans. Again, people were cheering
at the screen. I think it's a safe bet
to assume that once the Justice League is established, these characters will
get a littler more chummy and perhaps we'll see some lighter and friendly
banter between them. But for where we
are in the overall story, BvS is exactly what it needs to be. This universe is dark and hopeless and the
only way to fix it is for its heroes to unite.
I can't wait!
Richie Castellano is a professional musician and
producer. He also reads comics, builds
lightsabers and hosts a riotcast show called Band Geek. When he's not being a geek he plays guitar
and keyboards in Blue Oyster Cult.